No Job too Small UK

My wife sought a change. She told me it was not going to be cheap which instantly nulled my interest, and she told me that I was going to pay because I'd been neglecting her recently. This of course was not true.However my wife was very highly strung. She wanted diamonds, fur coats and a new car. How could I afford it on my wages? I only worked for skip bins hire, the nations favorite skip hire. I didn't own the damn thing.

However my wife was the one for me. I mean she really did it for me. I mean for women, I would say that I'm a nobody. In fact I am that cheap watch or dirty suit. I was just an average Joe. My wife however was rich having won some money on the lotteryShe never liked to spend her money though because it was hers. It's fair enough I guess. I ruled out the idea of a new car. I mean why do we need a new car? We have an old car that runs fine and I know; by the way, that she would lose interest.

She's like thatI went into a store for women, you know? I asked the girl to assist me in finding my wife some nice things. I didn't mean to drop the word cheap into the discussion but it may have come out of somewhere.Thankfully I was able to get a discount. I bought my wife a really nice dress and scarf because I know she liked scarves. I checked to see if there was a for women sign up but the woman informed me this was a woman only shop.I felt slightly embarrassed that i'd forgotten, but you do don't you? I mean it's a nightmare shopping for the wife - especially when its your own. Needless to say, my wife did not like the dress but the scarf she didn't mind.

She told me I was good for something after all. She's a lovely girl really, she just has an arrogant streak in her. I didn't mind though because it was a heck of a journey.